Timeless, heartwarming, feelgood family fun are words bandied around every year for Christmas blockbusters.
JINGLE ALL THE WAY is none of these. It's unadulterated silliness, revolving around Arnold Schwarzenegger chasing a man called Sinbad through a kaleidoscopic nightmare of Christmas clichés and two-bit puns, in search of a Turboman doll that he's forgotten to buy for his child because he's too busy at work, selling mattresses.
It's exhilarating, puerile nonsense that only way-past-his-prime Arnie could pull off.