Cheesy extravagance, styling that beggars belief, misplaced national pride and perhaps more catchy tunes than you might like to admit..
It's time to look forward to the Eurovision Song Contest! We are hosting our Eurovision Party again this year, with the contest beamed live from Oslo onto our cinema screen, complete with dancing in the aisles, alcoholic refreshments and a donation to BBC Children in Need.
Why point and laugh at the TV screen when you can point and laugh at the big screen?